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You may be a scorpion but one day you could sloth

HI THERE im rob, the beardy guy (you all know me!) yes i was that tumblr dude who had many many followers until i deleted my account due to some fat shit slut making rude comments and making my life complete and utter HELL. Anyways new beginings and all. SO im from Texas (no im not a cowboy- these stereo types get on my beard! so whilst were on the topic of beards. i have a beard. I also finally have a special woman in my life. Melinda. Follow my blog for all the latest updates on my life. many thanks and happy birthday - only kidding!!! (unless it is your birthday!)

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  • HOLY SHIT, why didnt somebody tell me that pizza counted as a vegetable? ive been eating carrots and cabbage my whole life when i could have been getting my 5 a day in a much easier way. From now on i will be eating 5 pizzas a day to ensure my health is at its best.  

    HOLY SHIT, why didnt somebody tell me that pizza counted as a vegetable? ive been eating carrots and cabbage my whole life when i could have been getting my 5 a day in a much easier way. From now on i will be eating 5 pizzas a day to ensure my health is at its best.  

    (via switch-hearts)

    Tagged: pizza facts statistics vegetables red i enjoy eating food circles square white justin bieber miley cyrus jason donovan kylie minogue vanessa hudgens disney miley cyrus the wanted one direction

    Posted on February 8, 2012 via That's so meme with 8,234 notes

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